¡eres como si Insoportable e Irritante hubieran tenido un hijo por el culo!
She's evil. Evil, evil, evil. I want to see her naked.
The world is led by Alpha Males, but the machinery of the world turns on the bearings of the Beta Male.
You should never pass up an opportunity to be kind. You should never not thank someone. You should never not say something nice when you think it.
This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as non-traditional grammar, sp...
So know this, little one. Whether you are the Messiah, or you become a rabbi, or even if you are nothing more than a farmer, here is the sum of all I can teach you, and all that I know: treat others a...
The only difference between a pirate and a privateer is a flag,
I want to be Moses. You can’t. Why not? I have the stick. Oh.
I would have looked away, should have, but I had never seen a green one. A weaker man might have plucked out his own eyes, but being a philosopher, I knew the sight could never be unseen, so I perseve...
They agreed, tacitly, to admire—but not covet—the red flowers. Mrs. Korjev liked the very redness of them. She had always been angry that the Communists had co-opted that color, for otherwise it would...
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
In my time we had very few words, perhaps a hundred that we used all the time, and thirty of them were synonyms for guilt.
He’ll tell me useless angel stories—of how Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis, or how Raphael snuck out of heaven to vis...
Relájate, no puede comérselo. Ni siquiera tiene dientes. Y, además, no hayningún Teletubby gimiendo de placer al otro lado. Ay, Dios, voy a necesitar un buentrago de tequila para quitarme esa imagen d...
Is it the fault of a girl bright with the light of romance that she falls in love with a rascal? Is the love any less pure? Any less heartfelt? Any less painful when lost?
Si tuvierais más dioses, no os preocuparía tanto que se enfadara solo uno.
It is accepted science that God himself gave the French the gift of their cuisine, and while he was downstairs, cursed the English with theirs.
They were both lean and blond and weather-beaten, and one evening, as they were portaging gear from their respective Zodiacs, Libby unzipped her survival suit and tied the sleeves around her waist so...
It kept him from reaching that place that he hit so, so often in his life, the mind-bending, sob-inducing limit where he said to himself, I just cannot endure any more motherfucking death. No more! Or...
You can only eat so much white cake.
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