No, you don’t understand, young man. You couldn’t understand. Emily was my life. I got up in the morning for her, I went to work for her, I built a business for her. I couldn’t wait to get home at nig...
Multiple Personality Barbie. She’s elegant, she’s fashionable, and she’s the reason that Ken has no genitals! Have fun, but remember to hide the sharp stuff!
Mankind, I suppose, is designed to run on - to be motivated by - temptation. If progress is a virtue then this is our greatest gift. (For what is curiosity if not intellectual temptation? And what pro...
Macha.
Losers can only flourish until a dominant species appears
Little-boy love...the cleanest pain I've ever known. Love without desire, conditions, or limits - a pure and radiant glow in the heart that could make me giddy and sad and glorious all at once. Where...
Like looking down on a lubricious chess set, isn't it? The king moves in tiny steps, with no direction, like a drunkard trying to avoid the archer's bolt. The others work their strategies and wait for...
Jody screamed at him: a high, explosive, unintelligible expulsion of pure inhuman frustration--a Hendrix high note sampled and sung by a billion suffering souls in Hell's own choir.
JULY
Isolate ’em. That’s why all your loony-toon cult guys have to get their people out in the boonies somewhere where no one can talk any sense into ’em. Just
If you are going to learn, you need to forget what you know. - Pokey
I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.
I will not die for a long time. Joseph tugged at his gray beard. My beard goes white, but there's a lot of life in me yet.Don't be so sure, Abba, Joshua said.Joseph dropped the bowl he was working on...
Heartbreak is the natural habitat of the Beta Male.
He smiled to himself. Through many centuries and many incarnations, he had learned one universal truth: bitches love them some cushions.
He shuffled along with the hang-dog look of the cosmically fucked.
He had broken one of the cardinal rules—Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself—and he’d been loving life ever since. They
Funny how easy heartbreak can come. I’ve always had a talent for it.
For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
CHORUS: And so, while the fool slept the sleep of the dead, the beautiful Jewess snipped off the tip of his willy.