You should never pass up an opportunity to be kind. You should never not thank someone. You should never not say something nice when you think it.
Oh, I would while away the hours,Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song,I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie,If I only had a schlong.
Love without desire, or conditions, or limits - a pure and radiant glow in the heart that could make me giddy and sad and glorious all at once.
Si tuvierais más dioses, no os preocuparía tanto que se enfadara solo uno.
This is the Marina. This is where you go between the fraternity or sorority house and your first divorce. Look around, except for our waitress, who I guarantee doesn’t live in this neighborhood, it’s...
Not the end of the world, just darkness over everything, Charlie cheerfully said. it gets dark - turn on a light.
Flood legó al mundo una estela de libros magníficos y de corazones rotos, y aunque es bien sabido que el amor de su vida fue también su perdición, nunca se arrepintió de ello, como demuestra su discur...
The key to retaining their respect was to find out what they wanted to do, then tell them to do it.
Y’all got to love something. Y’all got to hate something. Y’all got to want something. Pissing on other people’s passion ’cause you trying to be cool just make you a coward—a
They were both lean and blond and weather-beaten, and one evening, as they were portaging gear from their respective Zodiacs, Libby unzipped her survival suit and tied the sleeves around her waist so...
The image of a well-dressed older woman making on a goopish spoonful of artificial boon spooge was running across the lobes of his brain like a stuttering nightmare.
What you seek, you shall never find. For when the Gods made man, They kept immortality for themselves. Fill your belly. Day and night make merry, Let Days be full of joy. Love the child that holds you...
He’ll tell me useless angel stories—of how Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis, or how Raphael snuck out of heaven to vis...
Relájate, no puede comérselo. Ni siquiera tiene dientes. Y, además, no hayningún Teletubby gimiendo de placer al otro lado. Ay, Dios, voy a necesitar un buentrago de tequila para quitarme esa imagen d...
In my time we had very few words, perhaps a hundred that we used all the time, and thirty of them were synonyms for guilt.
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.
Is it the fault of a girl bright with the light of romance that she falls in love with a rascal? Is the love any less pure? Any less heartfelt? Any less painful when lost?
It is accepted science that God himself gave the French the gift of their cuisine, and while he was downstairs, cursed the English with theirs.
You can only eat so much white cake.
One day the good times had to keep on rolling, and all of life's horseshit would turn to circuses.
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