A woman’s magazine quiz:Question: You decide to do the dread deed and just as things are starting to get hot he comes, rolls over, and asks, Was it good for you?You:a. Say, God, yes! That was the best...
Judah could never get the knack of being an adulteress. He’d stand there stiff as Lot’s wife. You can’t do that. An adulteress has to be wily and nimble-footed.)
«El método científico no es más que una serie de reglas para que no nos mintamos los unos a los otros.» —Ken Norris
No somos más que políticos: vociferantes putas de la retórica.
He'd replace the window, but the kid was sleeping in his room from now until she was thirty and married to a huge guy with ninja skills.
Evil is our trade, but not so deep a darkness as politics.
But even with the gift of tongues, I’m having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone’s ass? Is ho always feminin...
But all things considered, he could go a very long time not being run over by a Volvo again and feel just dandy about it. He
Bet he was myrrh, said Josh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me. My mother told me the myrrh went bad after a week too. Did I mention that Joshua was not a myrrh fan?
Y’all got to love something. Y’all got to hate something. Y’all got to want something. Pissing on other people’s passion ’cause you trying to be cool just make you a coward—a
You sure about this writer thing son?
You should never pass up an opportunity to be kind. You should never not thank someone. You should never not say something nice when you think it. I don’t.
You see, my plan is working. For it is written that ‘if the wise man always appears stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
You can't just accidentally penis somebody.
You are my desire.
Winter denial: therein lay the key to California Schadenfreude--the secret joy that the rest of the country feels at the misfortune of California. The country said: Look at them, with their fitness an...
While Alpha Males are often gifted with superior physical attributes—size, strength, speed, good looks—selected by evolution over the eons by the strongest surviving and, essentially, getting all the...
When did chicken become like plutonium anyway, for Christ’s sake? You can’t let it touch you or it’s certain fucking death. And eggs and hamburgers kill you unless you cook them to the consistency of...
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Weetabix - a British cereal biscuit whose taste and texture are generally thought to be improved by the addition of monkey come.