Careful crossing the street, Tommy called back to her as he crossed. [Jody is drunk]Ha! Jody said. I am a finely tuned predator. I am a superbeing. I -- And at that point she bounced her forehead off...
Then he looked at my T-shirt and saw Byron's picture on it and he quoted She Walks in Beauty, which is like my favorite poem next to the one by Baudelaire about his girlfriend being nothing but worm f...
Only cops and vampires have to have an invitation to enter.
My name, said Mr. Fresh.Pardon? Charlie stopped tying himself up.I dress in mint green because of my first name. It's Minty.
And he was like The sedative in the blood, blah, blah, four hours, blah, blah, nerdspeak, geektalk - -Abby
I was all, Oh, dog, Countess gonna crack open a forty of whup-ass on you now. Oh, you in the sh*t now, wigga! (I am not incline to use hip-hop vernacular often, but there are times when, like French,...
She gave him the wide, green-eyed expression that she would have described as I will slap you so far into next week that it will take a team of surgeons just to get Wednesday out of your ass.
Pervy redundant, don't you think? I asked the big gay cop, who wouldn't know a va-jay-jay if it bounced up to him and sang the Star-Spangled Banner. (You ever notice that hardly anything besides the...
Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit
Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.
Inspector, there's no smoking allowed in here, said a uniformed officer who had been called to the scene.Cavuto waved to the drawers [at the morgue]. Do you think they mind?The officer shook his head....
My skin cleared up! I don't have a single zit. -TommyDing, ding, ding, Jody onomatopeed, signaling that Tommy had hit on the correct answer.
The ocean there was bitterly cold, with an average visibility of eighteen inches, and a huge elephant seal rookery at the shore. Through the winter thousands of the rotund pinnipeds lay strewn across...
Lily liked the fog, and didn't even mind the cold wind. She reckoned that Ocean Beach, the dunes there, and the Sunset were the closest San Francisco was going to come to the foreboding, wind-swept mo...
Fue un día jodido en la ciudad de la bahía. (...). Hubo además cientos de sucesos singulares acaecidos a particulares: seres que se movían entre las sombras, voces y gritos que salían de las rejillas...
But she's a redhead, so she's probably evil, even at her tender age.I thought you liked redheads.I do. What's your point?
It's kinda hard to get yourself into a good three-toweler when you got the dick of death.
Have you never met anyone who works in a record store? There is no greater repository of unjustified arrogance in the world.
I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another.
The music coming from inside sounded like robots fucking. And complaining about it. In rhythmic monotone. European robots.
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