“ The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. Murphy's Law
“ Rhiannon's Law #22. You can't lie to yourself, so don't bother trying. Doing so only multiplies your douchebag level to the umpteenth power and confirms what others have been saying for years - that y… J.A. Saare
“ Rhiannon's Law #16: If it looks like a rabbit, and it hops like a rabbit, run the other way and fast. That shit is liable to tear you arm off. J.A. Saare
