You're the one with almost an MBA, Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash.You should know what to do.They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker, Lash countered. That's a wholedifferent program...
The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
Okay, the kingdom is like a monkey. Joshua was hoarse and his voice was breaking. How? A Jewish monkey, right? Is it like a monkey eating a mustard seed? I stood up and went to Joshua and put my arm a...
This Roberto. He no like the light.
I like big butts, Renoir explained to Toulouse-Lautrec.
They were both lean and blond and weather-beaten, and one evening, as they were portaging gear from their respective Zodiacs, Libby unzipped her survival suit and tied the sleeves around her waist so...
You first, Tommy said. They stood in the great room of their loft on either side of the futon, where the huge cat, a crossbreed between a Persian, a dust mop, and possibly a water buffalo, was activel...
If it be not destiny, then surely there is plausible deniability, which in the parlance of politics is the same thing.
«Solo estando preparado para tu muerte puedes vivir plenamente».
Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not the case. Life is messy. People, generally, suck. This
He, Jeff, and Troy Lee carried Super Soakers loaded with Grandma Lee's Vampire Cat Remedy, other Animals had garden sprayers slung on their backs, except for Gustavo, who thought that making him carry...
Theophilus Crowe's mobile phone played eight bars of Tangled Up in Blue in an irritating electronic voice that sounded like a choir of suffering houseflies, or Jiminy Cricket huffing helium, or, well,...
We really have to get going, Sam said. Can we leave the car here and pick it up later?The monk said, Does a dog have a Buddha nature?Does a fish have a watertight asshole? said Coyote.
Everyone looks up like rats caught in a spotlight eating the brains of a friend dead in a trap.
It was watching Madeline Alby eat cheese with every ounce of her being, like it was the first and best time, that made him realize that he had never really tasted cheese, or crackers, or life. And he...
I'm poor and my cat is huge.
What is your name? asked Lear.Caius, said Kent.And whence do you hail?From Bonking, sire.Well, yes, lad, as do we all, said Lear, but from what town?
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk
Everyone thinks that it was the big strong caveman who got the girl, and for the most part, that may have been true, but physical strength doesn't explain how our species created civilization. I think...
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