On the radio, turned low, Reba sang of hard times with the full authority of a cross-eyed redheaded millionaire.
I hope you are not here to ask me to do my bawdy business- the monkey has a nosebleed and the circus, sir, is closed.
Is it so hard for you to give up what you never had?
I'm just going to try to save the woman I love, and that's as good as the world to me.
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?
It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share y...
Life is messy. Would that every puzzle piece fell into place, every word was kind, every accident happy, but such is not the case. Life is messy. People, generally, suck.
You're trying to be tricky. What's morality?It's the difference between what's right and what you can rationalize.
What is your name? asked Lear.Caius, said Kent.And whence do you hail?From Bonking, sire.Well, yes, lad, as do we all, said Lear, but from what town?
Oh my God, you're like Obnoxious and Annoying had an ass baby!
I don’t remember any snow in all of the Torah. The Lord probably doesn’t even go to places where it snows.
Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics.
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Get in, get out, and nobody gets hurt, as Uncle Harlan always said, something he picked up in Vietnam.
You're the one with almost an MBA, Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash.You should know what to do.They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker, Lash countered. That's a wholedifferent program...
It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future, where is the dread? And without guilt and dread, who am I?
Like most Beta Males, he didn't realize that being a good guy was not necessarily an attraction to women.
He, Jeff, and Troy Lee carried Super Soakers loaded with Grandma Lee's Vampire Cat Remedy, other Animals had garden sprayers slung on their backs, except for Gustavo, who thought that making him carry...
Resultó que a los cancerberos se les podía adiestrar, particularmente si solo se les decían cosas que iban a hacer de todos modos. («Come, Alvin. Buen chico. Ahora, haz caca. Excelente»).
I’m very insecure, actually, but I have found that if you roll up screaming like a madwoman, hair on fire, guns blazing, no one is going to mention the zit on your forehead. Which
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