It turns out that one can perpetrate all manner of heinous villainy under a cloak of courtesy and good cheer. . .a man will forfeit all sensible self-interest if he finds you affable enough to share y...
I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.
Foul and magical fumes bubbled out of the kettle, like the flatulence of a dragon on a demon-only diet.
Faith isn't an act of intelligence, it's an act of imagination.
Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in which the world was conspiring to kill him...
There's a fine edge to new grief, it severs nerves, disconnects reality--there's mercy in a sharp blade. Only with time, as the edge wears, does the real ache begin.
Science, you don't know, looks like magic.
There's a shitload of insufferable know-it-all hipsters who will work for next to nothing for the privilege of condescending to customers about their musical knowledge.
Everyone looks up like rats caught in a spotlight eating the brains of a friend dead in a trap.
Down bummer, Charlie said. just chill. he didn't know if chill was an official dog command, but it should be.
You're the one with almost an MBA, Barry, the short balding one, said to Lash.You should know what to do.They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker, Lash countered. That's a wholedifferent program...
You know, he doesn't have to be the only one bopped in the noggin when noggin-boppin' time rolls around.
This Roberto. He no like the light.
The prospect of change is a many-fanged beast, my dear.
The image of a well-dressed older woman making on a goopish spoonful of artificial boon spooge was running across the lobes of his brain like a stuttering nightmare.
The Emperor decided to make a proclamation to his troops about the importance of compassion in the face of the rising tide of heinous fuckery and political weaselocity in the nearby kingdom of the Uni...
Stets besteche mit der höchsten Summe, die du zu zahlen bereit bist, auf der niedersten Ebene des Befehls. Groll ist Goldes wert, wenn Treue zum Verkauf steht.
Privacy is a rare commodity on a small island and secrets weigh heavy on their keepers
Okay, the kingdom is like a monkey. Joshua was hoarse and his voice was breaking. How? A Jewish monkey, right? Is it like a monkey eating a mustard seed? I stood up and went to Joshua and put my arm a...
Like God's own chocolate, I'd lick her shadow off a hot sidewalk