Take a moment to catch your breath and revel in your rhetorical mastery and achievement.
Isn't it strange how wise counsel can cool the hottest head? He made sense but my heart screamed protest.
Wherever Cool is, anyway, I missed it, and now I'm stuck observing these machinations or sex and status and dancing and parties and people sucking at each other under the bleacher seating like some ki...
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Manners and politeness will never become old-fashioned.
Bellybuttons are our link with the past.
Use the wings of the flying Universe, Dream with open eyes; See in darkness.
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling i...
You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult...
The benefits of forgiveness are limitless.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.