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Christopher Buckley Quote

A twenty-minute eulogy, unless composed by a) William Shakespeare, b) Winston Churchill, or c) Mark Twain, is sixteen minutes too long. Technical note: It is better to tell a eulogist to speak for four minutes not five minutes. Five minutes to the modern ear sounds like around five minutes, whereas four minutes means four minutes.

Christopher Buckley

A twenty-minute eulogy, unless composed by a) William Shakespeare, b) Winston Churchill, or c) Mark Twain, is sixteen minutes too long. Technical note: It is better to tell a eulogist to speak for four minutes not five minutes. Five minutes to the modern ear sounds like around five minutes, whereas four minutes means four minutes.

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