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I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

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I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

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About Chris Kattan

Christopher Lee Kattan ( kÉ™-TAN; born October 19, 1970) is an American actor and comedian. First breaking through as a performer with the Los Angeles comedy troupe The Groundlings, Kattan found wider success during his tenure as a cast member on the NBC sketch comedy series Saturday Night Live from 1996 to 2003. He also played Doug Butabi in A Night at the Roxbury, Bob on the first five seasons of The Middle, Bunnicula in Bunnicula, and the main antagonist Mr. Feather in Undercover Brother.