If it pleases you and you can write at all, it's gonna please somebody else.
I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry.That's interesting, he said. I had a psychic once. It was incredible.D...
I could feel the warmth of the dog through my nightgown; I must have gotten hot during the night and thrown off the sheet. I drowsily patted the animal's head and began to stroke his fur, my fingers r...
As exits go, that's a good one. It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.
We want to climb in with you,' Dermot said. 'We'll all sleep better.'That seemed incredibly weird and creepy to me - or maybe I only thought it should have. I was simply too tired to argue. I climbed...
The fundamentalists were equally stymied. We were worried about Adam and Steve, a Baptist minister said. Should we have been more worried about Rover and Fluffy?
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
Their backs were to me, and the vampire hadn't seen me yet I loosened the coiled chain so a good three feet of it swung free. Who to attack first? They were both small and vicious.I remembered Mack's...
What are you, Zen Master Fang?
I have a big hole in my heart, I said. But it'll close over.I don't want to sound all Dr. Phil, she said. But don't let the scab seal the pain in, okay?That's good advice, I said. I hope I can manage...
Was I just curious about what the agenda might be at a vampire summit? Did I want the attention of more undead members of society? Did I want to be known as a fangbanger, one of those humans who simpl...
You're lips are bloody.' He seized my face in both hands and kissed me. It's hard not to respond when a master of the art of kissing is laying one on you.
But also because I find I really do… He paused, as if he were about to say something outrageous. I find I have feelings for you. Oh, I said into his chest, sounding as astonished as Eric had(...)Eric,...
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
I hate witches. Humans had the right idea, burning them at the stake.
Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied.
But there was something in the air, a watchfulness laced with a charge of malice. The eyes observing us were invisible, but were observing us, nonetheless.
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend.
A year ago,' I said, 'you wouldn’t have asked this of me.''A year ago,' he answered, 'you wouldn’t have hesitated to drink.' I crossed to the desk and tossed it down.
I wish, I said. I could save orgasms in a jar for when I need them, because I think I have a few extra.