We followed the bondage Bobbsey Twins across the crowded dance floor. Those leather shorts were an adventure from behind, let me tell you.And the pictures of Elvis decorating the walls were an educati...
We came to wish you a happy day, Eric said. And I suppose, as usual, Bill will want to express his undying love that surpasses my love, as he’ll tell you—and Pam will want to say something sarcastic a...
The world seemed a bad and terrible place, all its denizens suspect, and I the lamb wandering through the valley of death with a bell around my neck.
That was an idea I didn't want to have. But you can't erase a thought; once you've had it, it's there to stay.
Shall we stay out here, so we won't wake your friends? It was news to me that our conversation was going to last that long. Apparently, Bill hadn't come over just to borrow a cup of blood.
Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.
Oh, you were the dessert. The Rattrays were the meal.
Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.
No thanks, I said, giving a sigh of repletion. That was so good.
My eyes flew open, and I pushed back against rock-hard shoulders. I let out a little squeak of horror.It's me, said a familiar voice....Eric, what are you doing here?Snuggling.
My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.
Lies will come back to bite you in the butt
I’m so sorry we were late, she was apologizing in her Lauren Bacall gracious woman mode, the one that always made people accept her apology. John wasn’t sure until the last minute whether he felt like...
It's truly amazing what a good screw can do for your outlook, I thought.
It was beautiful Eric, who desired me, who was hungry for me, in a world that often let me know it could do very well without me.
It was a little blue cotton-knit dress with tiny daisies all over it, and it was tighter than Gran liked and shorter than Jason deemed proper in his sister.
If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)
I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE GETS AFTER MY CHICKENS?
I will never go anywhere with vampires again, I promised myself. I let the lure of the money and the excitement of the travel pull me in. But I won’t do that again. As God is my witness . . . Then I h...
I could imagine my grandmother’s opinion about Holly’s white wedding dress, since Holly had a little boy in school—but hey, whatever made the bride happy. White used to symbolize the virgin purity of...