This woman has been mine, and she will be mine' he said, in tones so definite I thought about checking my rear end for a brand
This was pretty exotic stuff for a telepathic barmaid from northern Louisiana.
This must be the legendary Yankee rudeness
There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.
The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you
The security light made me feel safe, though I knew that was an illusion. If there's light, you can just see what's coming for you a little more clearly.
The average woman would not be pondering how fast her date could kill her, but I’ll never be an average woman.
Suddenly the blood tasted good, salty, the stuff of life.
Sookie: Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to you. Eric: Darling, you can nail my ass anytime, he said charmingly, and tur...
My God, child, you look like something the cat dragged in! Eileen bellowed. She was a suspiciously dark-haired woman about forty-five, with expensive clothes from the very best big women’s store. Her...
Men! Dead or alive, they could be exactly the same.
Men are incomprehensible assholes, I said to Amelia. NO shit, she said. When I was searching for Bob today, I found a female cat in the woods with kittens. And guess what? They were all black-and-whit...
Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly
Jason's favorite person in the entire universe was Jason Stackhouse.
Jack always had said you knew a person by the books they read . . . or didn’t read.
I'll show up at every classroom open house and teacher conference,' she said, now in a voice that was almost frightening in its intensity. 'I'll bake brownies. My child will have new clothes. Her shoe...
I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.
I said the first thing that came into my head unfortunately. Save the drama for your mama I told her just like an eleven-year-old.
Every now and then I felt like I was Bill's doll.
Eric was usually pretty Anglo-Saxon about sex.