Charlaine Harris Quotes

I could imagine my grandmother’s opinion about Holly’s white wedding dress, since Holly had a little boy in school—but hey, whatever made the bride happy. White used to symbolize the virgin purity of...

I did what I have been told to do by my queen. In so doing, I fell into a trap I couldn't escape. I still can't.The trap of LUUUUVVVV, I thought sarcastically. But he was too serious, too calm, to moc...

I don't know much, I confessed, my voice barely audible.Don't worry. I know a lot.

I don’t have to take a stand by telling other people they’re wrong, I’d protested. What business is it of mine? If you love them, it’s your business, he’d said firmly. If their misbehavior is intrudin...

I often cried when I got angry; I hated that. Crying just made you look weak, no matter what triggered it.

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE GETS AFTER MY CHICKENS?

If this were the fifties, she’d be checking Sam’s collars for lipstick stains. (Did people do that anymore? Why did women kiss collars, anyway? Besides, Sam almost always wore T-shirts.)

Incontrovertible truth.

It can be tiring knowing so many people with hidden depths, Joe said. Some days, shallow is good.

It was a little blue cotton-knit dress with tiny daisies all over it, and it was tighter than Gran liked and shorter than Jason deemed proper in his sister.

It's truly amazing what a good screw can do for your outlook, I thought.

Just what I needed, another psycho bitch after me. Hadn't the Weres pretty much cornered that market?

Lies will come back to bite you in the butt

Look, how come he showed up now? When you have other fairies in the woods? And does that sound crazy when you say it out loud, or what?

Love them to death. Sookie to Pam

My bullshit metre is reading that as false'.

Not one man in a million would have allowed me the time without speaking. I opened my mind, let my gaurd down completely, relaxed. His silence washed over me. I stood, closed my eyes, breathed out the...

Oh, God, puppy dog eyes. From a six-foot-five ancient Viking vampire.

Oh, boy, he could kiss.