Oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Don't mistake activity with achievement.
Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
I need to stop running back to you in my mind all the time.
Art is not about itself but the attention we bring to it.
Be an example to teach, be a role model to follow, and be a leader to emulate.
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete.