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Then why are you here? Emma demanded. Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.I am not a tree. Iarlath looked angry, his bark peeling slightly.

Cassandra Clare

Then why are you here? Emma demanded. Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.I am not a tree. Iarlath looked angry, his bark peeling slightly.

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About Cassandra Clare

Judith Lewis (née Rumelt; born July 27, 1973), better known by her pen name Cassandra Clare, is an American author of young adult fiction, best known for her bestselling series The Mortal Instruments.