Carl Hiaasen Quote

Earl, you can’t walk around with a lead slug up your bottom. It’s bound to affect your outlook. Tool jerked his hand away. I’ll get it took care of, I swear. It could well be the turning point in your life, she said. What they call an epiphany. Or at least a catharsis. He assumed those to be the surgical terms for a bullet removal, and he promised Maureen he would schedule the operation as soon as he got a break in his bodyguarding schedule.

Carl Hiaasen

Earl, you can’t walk around with a lead slug up your bottom. It’s bound to affect your outlook. Tool jerked his hand away. I’ll get it took care of, I swear. It could well be the turning point in your life, she said. What they call an epiphany. Or at least a catharsis. He assumed those to be the surgical terms for a bullet removal, and he promised Maureen he would schedule the operation as soon as he got a break in his bodyguarding schedule.

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About Carl Hiaasen

Carl Hiaasen (; born March 12, 1953) is an American journalist and novelist. He began his career as a newspaper reporter and by the late 1970s had begun writing novels in his spare time, both for adults and for middle grade readers. Two of his novels have been made into feature films.
Hiaasen's adult novels are humorous crime thrillers set in Florida. They feature casts of eccentric, sometimes grotesque characters and satirize aspects of American popular culture. Many of the novels include themes related to environmentalism and political corruption in his native state.