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Buck Nance used Lane Coolman's phone to call Krystal. 'Baby, I'm coming home soon,' he said.'Who's this?''Aw, don't be like that.''Wait... now I remember, said his wife. 'You're the scumbag husband who keeps a whore on the side.''She's just another stalker. I swear to Christ.''Is Miracle her real name or is that what her pimp tagged her with?''She's a total psycho, Krystal. You can't believe a word she-'The line went dead.

Carl Hiaasen

Buck Nance used Lane Coolman's phone to call Krystal. 'Baby, I'm coming home soon,' he said.'Who's this?''Aw, don't be like that.''Wait... now I remember, said his wife. 'You're the scumbag husband who keeps a whore on the side.''She's just another stalker. I swear to Christ.''Is Miracle her real name or is that what her pimp tagged her with?''She's a total psycho, Krystal. You can't believe a word she-'The line went dead.

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