As soon as my friends and I start dating for real, we enter an exhausting paradox – a belief that, in love, everything is not as it seems: the conviction that there is a common state of affairs whereb...
As I’ve not been kissed before, I’m not really sure how you activate this function on a man.
As I have said, in the same way that you can tell if some sexism is happening to you by asking the question 'Is this polite, or not?' you can tell whether some misogynistic societal pressure is being...
And the thing about scared people is, whenever you ask them for advice, on whatever subject, they only ever have one thing to say to you: Run.
And the great thing about a Zero Tolerance policy on Patriarchal Broken Window Bullshit is this: in the 21st century, we don't need to march against size zero models, risible pornography, lap-dancing...
And so I have brought this pint for him—a proper Irish pint, from Ireland. This pint—brought through the sky, and over the sea. I am finally buying my old man a good pint of Guinness. As I walk throug...
And if your mind tears, do not fear that, either. Depression takes a layer of skin off – so accept that you feel more of the world than most people. Did you hear what I said? YOU FEEL MORE OF THE WORL...
Algún día encontrarás una versión de ti misma que hará que te besen, o que te granjeará amistades, o que te inspirará, y tú tomarás buena nota: te quedarás toda la noche, afinando, y luego improvisará...
Actually I call them Simon and Garfunkel because one’s bigger than the other.—but
A rohadék nemi hormonok pajkos gyermekből vérző, bőgő, ájuldozó mosónővé változtattak. Ezektől a hormonoktól egyáltalán nem érzem magam nőiesnek: minden éjjel nyomorultan fekszem az ágyamban, és a bug...
A 'sign of weakness' for a male celebrity is being found to be unfaithful, or unkind to an employee, or having crashed their car while stoned out of their tiny minds. A 'sign of weakness' for a woman,...
1) Nem akarom, hogy a kedvenc hírességeim emberibbek legyenek. A művészetnek olyan színtérnek kell lennie, ahol újraalkothatod és felülmúlhatod önmagad. Nem akarom, hogy egy csomó hétköznapi alak mász...
Your midthirties...is the age that women usually start to feel confident. Having finally left behind the...awfulness of your twenties...your thirties are the point where the good stuff kicks in...How...
Those boys throw gravel at me while I ran up a hill – but I don't want my diary to pity me. As far as my diary will know, I had the philosophical upper hand there.
Úgy döntöttem, hogy ha női cipőkről van szó, lényegében sztrájkolok. Kiszállok az egész cipellő-világból, amíg nem képesek valami olyat tervezni, amiben több mint egy órán át lehet járni a táncra perd...
És nincs útmutató a nővé váláshoz – ahogy a lottónyeréshez vagy a híressé váláshoz sincs –, noha a tét igen magas. Csak a jó ég tudja, 13 évesen mennyire kerestem ilyet. Lehet mások tapasztalatairól o...
Turn our unsaid things into our life’s work.
You can always tell when a woman is with the wrong man, because she has so much to say about the fact that nothing's happening. When women find the right person, on the other hand, they just... disapp...
You actually don’t exist while you’re in your bedroom, I say to the dog, so that she knows this important fact. Teenage girls in bedrooms aren’t real.
Women, it is presumed, will always end up having babies. They might go through silly, adolescent phases of pretending that it’s something that they have no interest in – but, when push comes to shove,...