Women wear heels because they think they make their legs look thinner.
With mounting concern, I learned that having a £600 handbag is like having a crush on the Joker in Batman. You MUST do it. It is an irreducible fact of being a woman.
Why can’t we just loosen our belts, take off our heels, and cheerfully rot, like the boys?
When the subject turns to abortion, cosmetic intervention, birth, motherhood, sex, love, work, misogyny, fear, or just how you feel in your own skin, women still won’t often tell the truth to each oth...
When did feminism become confused with Buddhism?
When a woman walks into a room, her outfit is the first thing she says, before she even opens her mouth. Women are judged on what they wear in a way men would find incomprehensible.
When I hear women talking about how their wedding is going to be/was the best day of their life, I can’t help but think, You just haven’t taken enough MDMA in a field at 3 a.m., love.
When Bowie yelps that he could do better than that, I hear another young person stuck somewhere, looking out of the window and imagining how much better they would invent the world, if they were just...
What are you doing with your face? Krissi asked, as I made myself a cheese sandwich in the kitchen. Having been away for two nights, I had a sudden, giddying perspective on just how much margarine see...
Um sinal de fraqueza para uma celebridade homem é ser encontrado traindo a parceira, agindo de maneira grosseira com um funcionário, batendo o carro quando estava chapado e fora de si. Um sinal de fra...
There's no self-expression or joy in these joints-- no springboard to self-discovery, or adventure, like any decent night out involving men, women, alcohol, and taking your clothes off. Why do many pe...
The motto I have penned on my knuckles is that this is the best world we have—because it’s the only world we have. It’s the simplest math ever.
The idea that pornography is intrinsically exploitative and sexist is bizarre: pornography is just some fucking, after all. The act of having sex isn’t sexist, so there’s no way pornography can be, in...
Shit, he says helplessly. No—piss, I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde.
Quite how a heterosexual couple hiring a female cleaner ends up as a betrayal of feminism isn't terribly clear- unless you believe running a household is, in some way:a. an inarguable duty of womenkin...
Practically the first action of the Neanderthal—on the happy day he evolved out of the monkey egg—was to draw a picture on a cave wall of a man with an enormous willy. Or, indeed, perhaps it was the f...
Por ora, o único plano em que consegui pensar é escrever. Eu sei escrever, porque escrever - diferentemente de coreografia, arquitetura ou conquistar reinos - é algo que você pode fazer mesmo sendo so...
Por algum motivo, o mundo realmente quer saber quando uma mulher vai ter filhos. Todos gostam quando elas planejam essa merda cedo. Querem que elas sejam muito claras e decididas em relação a isso — A...
Pero lo que no había esperado eran las caras: las caras de las mujeres. Los rostros de los hombres eran lo que cabía imaginar; famosos o no famosos, los hombres parecen…, bueno, eso, hombres. Hombres...
Our new budget now, with no wriggle room for anything extra—not a pot of jam, or a new pair of shoes. We cannot do anything other than stay very still. We are on 11 percent less of was-never-enough-in...