These shoes are Mr Silly's shoes, Scott.
Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowin...
Can we go out sometime? Or, I mean, I mean... Can we maybe just hang out? Can we get to know each other? You're new in town, right? I've lived here forever-- I mean-- I mean... there are... reasons......
And sometimes I try to stop speculating the future out of existence, and other times I just lean back and run with it because maybe it's for the best.
If bad were a boot, you'd fit it!
Door slams open at 2:30am)
Let's be friends based on mutual hate.
Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!
I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!
What kind of tea do you want?There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Hon...
Those two make my mouth taste like throw up.
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.
It's called 'You Just Don't Exist.' I'm co-starring with Winifred Hailey. It's like, a romantic comedy.
Hey, amazon.ca, that's the online bookstore or whatever, right?
Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.
Alright, go away. I have a tiny world to save.
We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die?
There are things we can't change and we just have to accept that. And maybe that's some kind of grace.
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has...
Ramona V. Flowers: What kind of tea do you want?Scott Pilgrim: There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?