Let's be friends based on mutual hate.
I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense
Door slams open at 2:30am)
If bad were a boot, you'd fit it!
Alright, go away. I have a tiny world to save.
And sometimes I try to stop speculating the future out of existence, and other times I just lean back and run with it because maybe it's for the best.
Can we go out sometime? Or, I mean, I mean... Can we maybe just hang out? Can we get to know each other? You're new in town, right? I've lived here forever-- I mean-- I mean... there are... reasons......
Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or maybe it's something else. Maybe I should just settle for not knowin...
Those two make my mouth taste like throw up.
Hey, amazon.ca, that's the online bookstore or whatever, right?
Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!
Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.
I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!
What kind of tea do you want?There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?Let´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea, Green Tea with Lemon, Green Tea with Lemon and Hon...
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.
It's called 'You Just Don't Exist.' I'm co-starring with Winifred Hailey. It's like, a romantic comedy.
I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!
Bread makes you fat??
We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die?
There are things we can't change and we just have to accept that. And maybe that's some kind of grace.