Bryan Lee O'Malley Quotes

Those two make my mouth taste like throw up.

We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!

About Author

Bryan Lee O'Malley (born February 21, 1979) is a Canadian cartoonist, best known for the Scott Pilgrim series. He also performs as a musician under the alias Kupek.

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

Hey, amazon.ca, that's the online bookstore or whatever, right?

Ramona V. Flowers: What kind of tea do you want?Scott Pilgrim: There´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?

We have a mutual friend, see, and she- Ah, screw it. This is Gideon. When would it be convenient for you to die?

Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust on Monday. Because I'll be pulverizing you sometime over the weekend. And the cleaning lady... cleans up... dust. She dusts. And she has...

Let's be friends based on mutual hate.- Wallace WellsListen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon....

Stephen... you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?

Adult life is terrible, Hazel. Never grow up. Everything's complicated, and there are too many rules ...

Bread makes you fat??

Anyway, how are you and Ramona doing?' Uh... you know. Pretty good.'Have you said the L-Word yet?'The L-Word? You mean? Lesbian?' Uh... No. The other L-Word.' ?'Okay. Uh, It's love. I wasn't trying to...