Every time you look up at the stars, it’s like opening a door. You could be anyone, anywhere. You could be yourself at any moment in your life. You open that door and you realize you’re the same perso...
This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called, 'We hate you, please die.
All my stupid little thoughts beget stupid little thoughts, rampantly speculating every possible outcome of every possible situation until they're all done to death and none of them could ever be tru...
I've had a weird couple of weeks, you know?I completely know.But I- I mean, I'm not totally happy, but there's no way I'd go back to my old obvious self! I like it here. I like all the... confusion an...
I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear life, I'm not getting anywhere. I'm stuck. ...I never wanted to get stuck
Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up.Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It just takes practice.
Obviously one of us went to Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters and one of us didn't.Obviously one of is a total nerd.
I have a lot on my mind and not a lot to do so it's going to come out, all of it, and then, then, it may begin to make a sort of sense
You stole him with your advanced American slut technology! You're not nice!
Somehow the pantsless gay man is not bringing the romance, Scott.
Kim: Hey... There's a guy over there with a samurai sword.Scott: Really? Like a katana or a wakizashi or both?
What kind of idiot would knowingly date a girl named Knives?
Are we letting her drink beer again?Hell yes we are, and it's hilarious.
Kim: What, a coffee? Hollie, I have some bad news. I hate you, okay?Hollie: You hate everyone, Kim.Kim: You're one of everyone.
You’re not a monster. You’re a mirror.
Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon.
Door slams open at 2:30am)
You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretche...
Can we go out sometime? Or, I mean, I mean... Can we maybe just hang out? Can we get to know each other? You're new in town, right? I've lived here forever-- I mean-- I mean... there are... reasons......
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.
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