One burst after another as my wife turned in her sleep. I was a single monkey trying to type the opening lines of my Hamlet,
See me for who I am, and then you'll see the real me.
God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things.
Love is just a contact of no refusal.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in the human head if you only begin to inculcate it before the age of five, by constantly repeating it with an air of great solemnit...
There are 2 kinds of fighters: those who fight because they hate, and those who fight because they love.
Don't hang out with people who are:UngratefulUnhelpfulUnrulyUnkindlyUnlovingUnambitiousUnmotivatedor make you feel...Uncomfortable
Bashfulness is an ornament to youth, but a reproach to old age.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.