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Now I sit down at the desk, ready to begin.I am entirely pure: nothing but a skeleton at a typewriter.I should mention that sometimes I leave my penis on. I find it difficult to ignore the temptation.Then I am a skeleton with a penis at a typewriter.

Billy Collins

Now I sit down at the desk, ready to begin.I am entirely pure: nothing but a skeleton at a typewriter.I should mention that sometimes I leave my penis on. I find it difficult to ignore the temptation.Then I am a skeleton with a penis at a typewriter.

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