“ Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. Bill Vaughan
“ It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. Bill Vaughan
“ Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. Bill Vaughan
“ Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. Bill Vaughan
“ The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. Bill Vaughan
“ A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. Bill Vaughan
“ Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. Bill Vaughan
“ One trouble with growing older is that it gets progressively tougher to find a famous historical figure who didn't amount to much when he was your age. Bill Vaughan
“ Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. Bill Vaughan
“ We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. Bill Vaughan
“ I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. Bill Vaughan
“ The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. Bill Vaughan
“ We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. Bill Vaughan
“ Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. Bill Vaughan
“ Occasionally we sigh for an earlier day when we could just look at the stars without worrying whether they were theirs or ours. Bill Vaughan
“ Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem. Bill Vaughan
“ In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. Bill Vaughan
