Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow children to come back home.
Old is always fifteen years from now.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and we...
I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not want...
Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terri...
I cannot understand how the education of this United States of America has been fooled time and time again. Either make it separate but equal or integrate, therefore it will be equal. And it has been...
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.
There's no labor a man can do that's undignified if he does it right.
Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.
I often try to tell kids to think about all the people who love you, don't cry over the one person who doesn't.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.