“ What your mother means is that we could hear you snoring soon as we pulled up into the driveway. No way was I going to risk my hearing by going into your room. Beverly Jenkins
“ Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ The problem with a philosophy or a belief is that you soon start changing the facts to fit it. Ashavan
“ People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Babies cry at birth because it is the first time they experience separation from love. Kamand Kojouri