“ There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for. Bauvard
“ First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back. Bauvard
“ Embarrassing facts, those would really help our children remember their classroom lessons better. Bauvard
“ To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. Bauvard
“ Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. Bauvard
“ Self-awareness of one’s faults, far from being the first step to growth, is very often the second foot in the mud. Bauvard
“ Humor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax. Bauvard
“ We live in one of the few epochs of humanity where life isn't just a painful cycle of toil, fatigue, and collapse. Now pleasure gyrates us through those stages. Bauvard
“ Careers are not made in a family business, they are born – by patricide. Then they die from neglect, and avoid the tragedy of being put out of business. Bauvard
“ I love the smell of a new book, but I prefer inhaling fresh bottles of ink and glue. They get me more lightheaded – unless I read the book. Bauvard
“ I lacked the knowledge of linear perspective needed to get into the art school, so now I whitewash walls and imagine I’m heaven’s landscape painter. Bauvard
“ I shed a tear when I meet somebody who always quits. Reliable people are so rare in this world. Bauvard
