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For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like.

Artemus Ward

For people who like that kind of thing, this is the kind of thing they like.

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About Artemus Ward

Charles Farrar Browne (April 26, 1834 – March 6, 1867) was an American humor writer, better known under his nom de plume, Artemus Ward, which as a character, an illiterate rube with "Yankee common sense", Browne also played in public performances. He is considered to be America's first stand-up comedian. His birth name was Brown but he added the "e" after he became famous.