Any idiot can face a crisis - it's this day-to-day living that wears you out.
The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.
The devil's name is dullness.
We often forgive those who bore us but can't forgive those whom we bore.
A variety of nothing is superior to a monotony of something.
Dullness is a misdemeanour.
The secret of boring people lies in telling them everything.
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.
His shortcoming is his long staying.