Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another man's resemblance to ourselves.
Peace: in international affairs a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Appeal in law: to put the dice into the box for another throw.
Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is her shadow.
Doubt is the father of invention.
To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Achievement is the death of endeavor and the birth of disgust.
When you doubt, abstain.
Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
Commendation n: the tribute that we pay to achievements that resemble but do not equal our own.
That sovereign of insufferables.
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of knowledge.
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.