We are new every day.

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done.

We know no spectacle so ridiculous as the British public in one of its periodical fits of morality.

What is morality in any given time or place? It is what the majority then and there happen to like and immorality is what they dislike.

God makes and apparel shapes: but it's money that finishes the man.

He that is down need fear no fall.

Once upon a midnight dreary while I pondered weak and weary Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.

Merry have we met and merry have we been Merry let us part and merry meet again With our merry sing-song happy gay and free With a merry ding-dong happy let us be!

Dennis Thatcher husband of Margaret Thatcher when asked who wore the pants in his house said "I do and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men domestic and foreign.

It women knew what we were thinking they'd never stop slapping us.

Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.

I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

Man should not strive to eliminate his complexes but to get in accord with them they are legitimately what directs his contact in the world.

Marriage is our last best chance to grow up.

Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest persons uneasy is the best bred in the company.

I teach you beyond Man (superman). Man is something that shall be surpassed. What have you done to surpass him?

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!

A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth.

A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck.

Work and acquire and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.