If you are surprised at the number of our maladies count our cooks.

- But Abraham, you mean I'm supposed to make stuff up !?!?- You are creators, you make stuff up all the time!

I think I rescued myself.

Curse us and crush us, my precious is lost!

Math is my Passion. Engineering is my Profession.

Arrogance is the last thing to die

Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

I just completed a long car trip on a Sunday in August with two small children, which believe me is enough to convince you that Samuel Beckett was right about everything.

You will never know how much you can accomplish until you try. Never stop trying. Your miracle will come in undefined moments.

The incarnation took all that properly belongs to our humanity and delivered it back to us, redeemed. All of our inclinations and appetites and capacities and yearnings are purified and gathered up an...

Most info-Web-media-newspaper types have a hard time swallowing the idea that knowledge is reached (mostly) by removing junk from peoples heads

Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?

The novelist is condemned to wander all his life. Homeless and blind like Oedipus he wanders until death. And so let us protect the novelist and adore him, with pity, honor, and love.

Every barber thinks everybody needs a haircut.

There are two moments worthwhile in writing, the one when you start and the other when you throw it in the waste-paper basket.

Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.

Every writer on this planet THINKS he is a great writer (why waste your entire life writing when you believe you are mediocre?) but its deemed socially unacceptable to actually speak out such thoughts...

You love me or not... I know only to love you all.

Success in America comes in over a million flavors... all you have you have to do is try one.

A silver-tongued charlatan and a half-wit society are made for each other! When these two come together in an election, a great disaster happens: Charlatan comes to power!