“ May your glass always be full, may there always be a roof over your head, and may you dirty sinners be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead. Jason Jack Miller
“ Henry,that's how you get rid of fleas. You keep them from laying eggs. You go to war with them. Jason Jack Miller
“ It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight? Jason Jack Miller
