“ I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment. Ryan Lilly
“ Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. James Joyce
“ I can see one of them clearly now, walkingalong with a newspaper tucked under his arm.he has cut himself shaving and a bit of tissuewith a circle of blood is stuck to his cheek, Billy Collins
“ Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving. Tom Robbins
“ I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. Chaz Bono
“ Or from even further back, from as far back as she could remember, there rose the fascination she had felt as a little girl every time she saw her grandfather shaving: he would sit down, usually aroun… Georges Perec
“ A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you liked a beard. People didn't like you for telling the truth. You had to say you had a scar so you c… John Steinbeck