“ I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed. Michael Bassey Johnson
“ If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell. Michael Bassey Johnson