“ Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I'm joking when I say I'm the grand-pop of those claiming to be an avatar-messiah or god. But if they're serious, then, I am who I am. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit. Fakeer Ishavardas
“ My imaginary pal up there, Mr. NOT, tells me it's my dog-damn ism to kick your illusory he-man's ass. Now, what do you say to that? Fakeer Ishavardas
“ I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt. Fakeer Ishavardas
