“ Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand. Matshona Dhliwayo
“ Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done. Matshona Dhliwayo
