“ Biers was where the undead drank. And when Igor the barman was asked for a Bloody Mary, he didn't mix a metaphor. Terry Pratchett
“ You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.IT'S EDUCATIONAL.'What if she cuts herself?'THAT… Terry Pratchett
“ It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying. Terry Pratchett
“ It's supposed to be jolly, with mistletoe and holly... and other things ending in olly. Terry Pratchett
