“ Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face. Oliver Oliver Reed
“ Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. Oliver Oliver Reed
