“ Hello and welcome to this collection of calls put together specifically to embarrass the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Now you’ll hear us tackle the very pillars of science: physics, chemistr… Tom Magliozzi
“ How do you keep a mattress on the roof of your car from flying?” “Yeah, well, I don’t know how many people know it, but a lot of people have learned that putting your arm up there to hold the mattress… Tom Magliozzi
“ The body consists of three parts: the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs and the abominable cavity contains the bowe… Tom Magliozzi
“ Two passing jetliners reported to controllers they’d seen a man with a gun seated on a deck chair at eleven thousand feet… Tom Magliozzi
