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Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

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A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.

George R.R. Martin

A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.

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