Top Undertaker Quotes

Like weddings, funerals are about unity. Funerals are the unity of a person with the sweet hereafter, assuming that one believes in such a thing.

When life takes you down like Brock Lesnar, You have to be Goldberg. But struggle doesn't stop there, you will be taken down again soon. You will have to be Undertaker this time. It is all about impro...

Undertaker Definition

(n.) One who undertakes; one who engages in any project or business.

(n.) One who stipulates or covenants to perform any work for another; a contractor.

(n.) Specifically, one who takes the charge and management of funerals.

Nobody really wants to be your friend when they discover that you work with dead people.