“ Some woman, no doubt. Most of them are." He favored Jon with a rueful grin. "Remember this, boy. All dwarfs are bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs." And with that he turned and sauntered ba… George R.R. Martin
“ I don’t know what message to send to Bran. Help him Tyrion.What help could I give him? I am no maester, to ease his pain. I have no spell to give him back his legs.You gave me help when I needed it Jo… George R. R. Martin
“ Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts, he declared. I doubt if he could kill a duck.Tyrion shrugged. Fetch the duck. George R.R. Martin
“ Learn to use yours ears more and your mouth less, or your reign will be shorter than I am. George R.R. Martin
“ Your brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He’s been taken by the Starks and we’ve lost Riverrun and now her stupid brother is calling himself a kin… George R.R. Martin
“ If I am ever Hand again, the first thing I'll do is hang all the singers, said Tyrion, too loudly. George R.R. Martin
“ I have done things i am not proud of, things that brought shame onto my house and my father's name.. but to kill your own sire? how could any man do that?- give me a crossbow and pull down your breech… George R.R. Martin
“ Most of my kin are bastards," [Tyrion] said with a wry smile, "but you're the first I've had to friend. George R.R. Martin
