“ If Sam were a tree, you know what kind of tree he’d be?What kind?A pine. Because of all the pining. T.J. Klune
“ I glanced back at my merry little band of travelers. A hornless gay unicorn. A half-giant. A knight who was a jerk but that I wanted to have for breakfast. T.J. Klune
“ Gary, why Sam sweating?Well you see, my dear Tiggy. When a boy loves another boy very much, it makes him awkwardand have feelings in his penis and !Sam, why you use magic and glue Gary’s mouth shut?Is… T.J. Klune
“ Gary, why Sam sweating?Well you see, my dear Tiggy. When a boy loves another boy very much, it makes him awkward and have feelings in his penis and !Sam, why you use magic and glue Gary’s mouth shut?I… T.J. Klune
“ Sam never gonna find a boyfriend, Tiggy said. No one gonna take his flower.Don’t talk about my flower! T.J. Klune
