“ Prices of semicolons, plot devices, prologues and inciting incidents continued to fall yesterday, lopping twenty points off the TomJones Index. Jasper Fforde
“ Comedy was one of those genres that while appearing quite jolly was actually highly dangerous. Jasper Fforde
“ Without unscrambled eggs, there was no time travel, no more depredation of the Now, and we could look to a brighter future of long-term thought--and more reading. Jasper Fforde