Augustus: I can still dominate your blind ass at Counterinsurgence,Isaac: I'm pretty sure all asses are blind,
There are books which you can't tell people about, books so special and rare and yours that advertising your affection feels like a betrayal.
Why are you looking at me like that?Augustus half smiled. Because you`re beautiful. I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence...
The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can t...
Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.
The fault dear Brutus is not in our stars but in ourselves.
Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold...
Do you have a Wish?' he asked, referring to this organization, The Genie Foundation, which is in the business of granting sick kids one wish.'No' I said. 'I used my Wish pre-Miracle.''What'd you do?'I...
People always get used to beauty, though. I haven’t gotten used to you just yet
She didn’t understand why it was happening, he said. I had to tell her she would die. Her social worker said I had to tell her. I had to tell her she would die, so I told her she was going to heaven....
The world wasn't made for us, we were made for the world
I just held her hand and tried to imagine the world without us and for about one second I was a good enough person to hope she died so she would never know that I was going, too. But then I wanted mor...
We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths. I can't stop pissing on fi...
He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars.
I'm a grenade, I just want to stay away from people and read books, and think...
And yet still I worried. I like being a person. I wanted to keep at it. Worry is yet another side effect of dying.
Some infinites are longer than other infinites
I fear oblivion' he said. "I fear it like a proverbial blind man fears the dark
You used, he said, and then took a sharp breath, to call me Augustus.
I'm feeling grand. I'm on a rollercoaster only going up.