Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.
Maybe 'Okay' will be our 'always'...
I enjoy looking at beautiful people, and I decided a while ago not to deny myself the simpler pleasures of existence.
Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.
As I recall, you promised to CALL when you finished the book, not text.
Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.
Sure, anyone can name fourteen dead people. But we're disorganized mourners, so a lot of people end up remembering Shakespeare, and no one ends up remembering the person he wrote Sonnet Fifty-five abo...
When was the last good kiss you had?
The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.
If I could just stay alive for a week, I’d know the unwritten secrets of Anna’s mom and the Dutch Tulip Guy.
Nothing, I said. I’m just… I couldn’t finish the sentence, didn’t know how to. I’m just very, very fond of you.