Top Rick Quotes

Um... Hazel faltered. You mean you won't... you're not going to- Claim your life? Thantos asked. Well, let's see... He pulled a pure-black iPad from thin air. Death, tapped the screen a few times, an...

Come on, I said. I've got some questions for Thoth. And then I'm going to punch him in the beak.

Rick Definition

(n.) A stack or pile, as of grain, straw, or hay, in the open air, usually protected from wet with thatching.

(v. t.) To heap up in ricks, as hay, etc.

You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.

Curse us eh/I'll make you pay!/I don't want to rhyme all day!

Well. Miracles never cease.''Amen to that.'Which, upon reflection, was a very strange thing to hear a vampire say.